He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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