You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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