the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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