I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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