like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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