it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
