I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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