A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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