elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have already put on my inside pants.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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