I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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