Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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