How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Come on in and take your pants off
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