yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We had to coat check the pizza.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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