Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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