Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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