You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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