i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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