We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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