My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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