i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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