you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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