i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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