being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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