Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My vagina is officially offended.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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