I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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