sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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