So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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