I bet he comes in French.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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