Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
After everything Iāve doneā¦ had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey gamesā¦. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
