Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize