he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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