capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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