Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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