I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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