Your dad touched me again.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
