He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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