Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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