i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
