Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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