I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
