She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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