): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I love you.
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