Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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