ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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