make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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