She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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