This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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