Dual....:-)
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We need to get me chipped asap
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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