never play flip cup with pint glasses
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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