super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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