can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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