It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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