Dual....:-)
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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