my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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