they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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