Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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