Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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