i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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